Barney Calhoun
Intro Dialog and chainsaw revving
Type Chaser
Signs of nearing Quotes from Half-Life 2
Origin Half-Life: Black Mesa Massacre
Map(s) Winter Harvest



The Sewer

Theme song On a Rail 2
Partners A Barney duplicate
Stunnable? Yes (Flashlight)

(Gun in The Hunt maps)

Barney Calhoun is a boss in Slender Fortress.

Description Edit

Barney Calhoun is a security guard from Black Mesa, and one of the leaders of the resistance against the Combine Empire. He originates from the Half-Life franchise.

In Slender Fortress Edit

Barney is a chainsaw boss in Boss Pack 6, and yes that's right, the poor guy has built up so many IOU's over the several years, which has resulted in his awful debt to drive him to insanity and as a result, he's gonna solve those IOU's, with a chainsaw. He is stunnable by flashlight so if he becomes a pest use that to your advantage. In a recent Update Barney now marks the player for death on scare for 6 seconds.

Quotes Edit

Intro Edit

  • "And if you see Dr. Breen tell him I said" (Chainsaw revs) "Fuck you!!" (Chainsaw Revs longer)
  • (Chainsaw Revs) "Just like old times a Gordon?"
  • "You're a quality hero these days Gordon" (Chainsaw Revs)

Idle Edit

  • "Yeah he he"
  • "Did you hear a cat just now?"
  • "Ha ha"
  • "Herhe ha"

Alert Edit

  • "Now... about that beer I owed ya! "
  • "Its me! Barney from Black Mesa!"

Chase Edit

  • "Bring it on!"
  • "You are going down!"
  • "Let's go!"

Stun Edit

  • "Awwww shit!"
  • "Aaarrrhhh"
  • "Errowwl"
  • "Nuroooo"